Burns, Tommy's Mum came into the room with two plates of Chinese Chicken Curry from a takeaway. "Get that in you lad's, I got a wee win at the Bingo t...is afternoon, so it is a wee treat". We were eating the curry when some of the sauce dropped from the fork on to Tommy's Boxers and landed on the raised bit where his cock lay, I laughed as he tried to wipe it away, Then I said, "Don't waste it I will lick it up". Tommy looked in horror at me. “What do you mean” Tommy spluttered, "Calm down mate. My sexy but self conscious wife reluctantly agreed to let me “dress” her for three days while we attended concerts out of town together. It all began when I noticed that several music acts we both enjoyed were performing on three consecutive days in venues quite close to each other, but none of them near where we lived. Julie really loves live music so this was shaping up as an ideal situation. I had already been saving up small favors that she owed me, so I suggested to Julie that it would be. ‘Sorry, I cant help it. So.. When do you want to do it again?’ ‘Again?! We went three times last night!’ ‘So?’ ‘Don’t you get tired?’ ‘.. no’. ‘Is that all you care about?’ ‘I care about you’. ‘It doesn’t seem that way, it seems like all you care about is what we did’. ‘I care about that too’. She tosses the book on the floor and leaves him alone in the room. He follows her. ‘Chiquita, wait!’ He catches up to her and stops her, she turns around and folds her arms. ‘I’m sorry if I. ”“Listen to this drivel. He loosened his pants and retrieved his cock as he spied on his hot and naked young neighbor by her pool...”“Even the phrasing is awkward. It sounds like the guy misplaced his penis and had to go get it.”Walter mumbled, “I thought ‘Friday Night MILF’s Club’ was pretty good for the most part.”“What? I didn’t hear that, Walter!”Walter raised his voice an octave, “I will lock out the site, my dear.”I turned from the computer and put my hands on my hips, “You will not lock.