” She could tell I was upset and not liking my current situation. Gina whispered in my ear and said, “Come stay with me and my husband Jamie.” I...looked up and saw Gina wink at the attendant behind the counter. What the hell was going on, I thought.” Gina grabbed a hold of my hand and said, “Come with me, as I said.” Wow this took me by surprise. She was kind of demanding, but I kind of liked it. I said, but aren’t you here with a bachelorette party. Gina said, “Yeah, but that is later this. We were impatiently waiting for the stripper to arrive at the bachelor party, and the half-dozen or so horny guys were about to burst. “A suck-off?”, I asked. “Yeah. I bet I can make a guy cum faster than you.” I had never wanted to flaunt it, but I gave amazing head and did take issue with this challenge. I said, “Name the cock, and I’ll suck it to high heaven”. At this point, the room was getting riled up with sexuality. Four of us threw our hats in the ring to be Suck-ers, we picked. The pub reminded me of home: Friendly atmosphere, cheap drinks and great friends. We closed the place down, not really leaving much alcohol behind the bar. No one was in any condition to make it safely home, so I invited everyone back to my hotel suite. I had plenty of room for everyone. They all agreed and off we went. Once back at the hotel we poured more drinks, not that we needed any more to drink. Now as you can guess, when you get a bunch of writers and Lush friends together, the. Thank you.’ ‘So why would a beautiful woman want to come see me?’ ‘Are you really a vampire, Mr. Roballo?’ ‘Yep. Was a farmer first. I sure miss the smell of freshly turned earth. Nothing like it in the world.’ ‘Do you know who bit you?’ ‘Nope, never had the pleasure of meeting him. I was plowing a section of field when someone grabbed me from behind and bit me. Never knew what happened. Went home and let the wife clean me up. Then, I bit her. I had never fed before so I ended up killing her.’.