Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are"documented by our video surveillance cameras":1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of...condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get. One November day last year, I had to work late. I didn't mean to sneak in, but I guess I must've gone in really quietly, as when I got home to my beautiful girlfriend I was very surprised to find her, legs spread, fingering her pussy, with pictures of me and some of my ex girlfriends all around and a video of me, getting my cock sucked, on the T.V. Every girl I have ever been lucky enough to fuck I have tried to video. Even when they weren't game for that, I would at least get a photo and over. ?The brunette: ?You're thinking of using some of your 'equipment' on him, aren't you? Are you sure you're gay??The blond: ?Hell, I'm thinking of using ALL of my equipment, you guys are scared to play rough with me. He'll have no choice and I can play as rough as I want.?The redhead: ?Maybe we can video the session, show it to his ex later. Providing you don't get out of hand, of course.?The blond: ?No promises. Let's make it inescapable. We'll need to change the bondage. Let's strip him. From my angle I couldn't see anything but a lot of leg , I couldn't tell what color panties she had on. So I stood up and said I'm going to fix a drink do you want one? She said yes so I walked to our bar and started mixing , from this angle I was looking straight at her. As I mixed I kept talking to her her eyes where on the TV but she was answering me. At one point she looked at me and I didn't notice because my eyes where on her legs and trying to see up her skirt. She noticed where I was.