I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrot... them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.At first there was a. I really didn't have much time to worry about it. In less than 15 minutes there was a knock on the door. With excitement and nervousness I opened the door. Oh shit! A cop. The headlines of my hometown newspaper flashed through my mind: Local man arrested out of state soliciting sex. (Maybe I wasn't fully awake yet) After a few seconds of me not saying anything he said “ I’m Diego.” Relief swept over me and I invited him in.Once inside I could see how stupid I was, it was a security guard. Renée and I got an early start on Saturday. We brought aboard some extra supplies when she told me that her consulting assignment for that night had canceled and she would love to do an overnight on the boat. I was ecstatic but tried to act blasé.We talked a lot more as we were sailing to a good place for an overnight anchorage. We both discovered a lot of common interests and I told her that I had recently sold my high-tech company so was really living the life of a boat bum while I decided. I saw all sorts. Even caught my mom being banged by an airmen I knew was under my pops control. I use to stand and play with myself a lot.It was on one of those evenings late spring in Florida i would have been 17 I guess. I remember wandering around trying to resist going up to watch the couples either in cars or some daring ones on grassy slopes.The area was an old look out point from the Japanese war. You could see for miles up there and no one looked down on you I loved it.Before you ask.