Excited, The nuns hurry to a bench And begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior is First to open hers.She begins to blush, And then, after st...ring At it for a moment, leans To the other nun and in A soft brogue whispers:"What part did you get?"God Loves Drunks too!There's a pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "its 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door. Tommy was the first one in. Well, he fingered me a little, but I was wet enough, and he didn't have any trouble popping my cherry. He came kind of quickly, and I would have complained except that Rudy was right there, ready to take his place. He didn't mind sloppy seconds..." she giggled, "probably didn't know what it meant; we were that young, and that stupid."I had a better idea of what was coming when Rudy climbed between my legs and stuck it in. He was a little bigger than Tommy, and hurt a. “Why did you decant your pussy on my face?” he asked me with a cheeky smile. “I am so sorry, I didn’t know you were here” I hardly managed to utter these words while my eyes were still glued at his long shaft. “Please accept my apologies” I said again. “Only at one condition” he replied. “What?” I asked. “I would also shoot my jet at you” he replied giving a serious look. “Okay, shoot any where you like” I said. “No, you have a choice, take my meat in your hand and spray any where you like it”. So he had become sort of a James Dean type, sullen and moody in public. That was all I knew then, except my two friends, who knew him well, couldn't wait to see him again. When we got to the gate, we had a half-hour to wait, so we got a drink and sat around talking. We did that a lot then; there was little on TV then but American Bandstand. After junior high, no one watched that, or at least admitted to it. The malls were not yet the in thing. There was downtown and a trip to Richmond or.