"That started a round of stories about embarrassing things that women had caused their husbands that involved their dicks. That's when Claire made her...statement. I'll never forget it. I can still hear her words."I don't have any stories like that about Sam's cock," she assured the group. "It's so damn little it can hardly be seen, let alone get into any trouble. I'm always afraid he'll get it stuck in one of my thimbles when I get my sewing kit out."I was mortified at her statement. My only. Small, medium, large or extra large?"I thought of Ramon's cock. "Extra large." Nadine! Can you get an extra large jar of KY for the young lady here?" he shouted across the shop. By now everybody in the shop had stopped whatever they were doing and was looking in my direction.A girl in her early twenties arrived with a large jar in her hand. She wore a simple dress made of a material which left no doubt that she wasn't wearing anything underneath. I wondered if she had another job in the sex. "My reflection was holding me tight as a captive.I gazed at my hair, now golden and long;I stared at my crotch, now devoid of my dong;I looked at my breasts, so full and so round,At my legs, long and tan, that went clear to the ground;I noticed my lips were bow-shaped, a la Cupid,And -- thank God -- I looked rather witty, not stupid.I imagined myself all decked out in fineryWith suitors galore to wine me and dine me.Then Mindy Claus said, "Let's try out your voice.I want you to make a rather. It was an F-250 long box. It was a big truck for this big, beautiful man.He unlocked and opened the passenger door and held out a hand for me tograb as I climbed in. Stepping up on the chrome running bars, I climbed into this monster of a truck. I reached across the truck and unlocked thedriver's door and opened it. Tom effortlessly climbed into the truck andlooked at me with a crooked smirk. "Ya know, my mom always said if theyreach across and unlock the door for you, they're a keeper..