" I love you, honey, but no."I went back to bed, feeling like a fucking idiot, and rubbed myself to sleep."Daddy, I'm sorry about last night. I promis... not to do it again; I'll just have to let you handle things for yourself the way you want to. But let's talk about me for a minute. I'm a normal woman, but still a virgin and I don't want to be. All the boys in school are yucky. You said something the other night about meeting some of the guys who work for you. I don't want you to feel like a. Creepy in that industry. By the way, what is a MILF?”I guess that was mine to answer, so after having a big mouthful of watermelon and washing it down, I answered, “Mother I would Like to Fuck!”They both giggled loudly, with Susan saying, “I knew that already, but I couldn’t resist to hear you say it out loud!”My sister jumped in to say, “Does that mean you want to fuck your mother?”“Absolutely not, as I said to you last night I don’t want to fuck either of you, but if given the opportunity, I. "Yeah. That might not have been a good idea." So that's why you two were laughing," Not exactly." So horizontal, vertical and diagonal wasn't why you were laughing? That wasn't enough?" No, it more to do with the nickname she bestowed upon you." I can't begin to imagine." Probably not but I kind of like it." Great. What should I expect?" She said you were the big bopper. I had no argument for that." Now I was mortified, and laughing. Great. Wonderful. How was I going to look at this kid in. We looked at each pussy, upclose and from afar, and awarded Tia first place for appearence and presentation, then Sara, Jill and Tina were tied for third. Best smell went to Jill. Best taste to Tina. Then came time to judge for feel and texture. Marty and I were discussing how best to judge this when Tina said "the only way to truly judge this is to stick your dicks in!" they all laughed. So Marty dropped his pants, showing a rather chubby 6 inch rock hard cock. He went to Tia and pushed his.