I was hoping to get him worked up so I could hit on him in the morning. I knew that Laura and Chris were going out to play tennis early Saturday morni...g. It was part of Laura’s efforts to get closer to us kids. Once she was out of the house, I’d be alone with Dad.Sure enough, it worked. Chris showed up at about eight, and he and Laura went off to the tennis courts. Dad was still in his bedroom, so I waited until I heard the shower running, then I slipped into the bedroom. I was so excited,. Main unke piche gya or unko breakfast ka baare me puchne lagaa. Mami ne mujhe baithne ko bola to main baith gya.Breakfast ke baad mami bazar chali gayi. Main ghar per akela tha or tabhi maine ghar ka darwaza band kar diya or sidha mami ke room ke and chala gya or unki almari open karke unke kapde dekhne laga. Mami ke pass sirf salwar-kameez thi. Kapdo ke bilkul niche ek black colour ki stocking rakhi hui thi, maine woh stocking utha li or pahanne lagaa. Mujhe bahut aaram dayak lag rha tha. Sath. Have you heard the one about the agnostic dyslectic insomniac?He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog or not... A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpath who says, “I haven’t eaten for two days”, to which the man with the pastries replies; “I wish I had your willpower”!!!Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two dollars!Jill: What kind is it?Jack: Quarter past ten.A woman. It took a few days for me to recover.As the weeks went by I relaxed. My wife and I had settled back into our routine and things seemed normal on the outside. We passed Dennis in the street from time to time without incident. I had stopped looking at porn completely and hid all my toys away. Still there were times when I dreamt of men and woke with my heart pounding and an erection. I had to suppress it.After a normal afternoon shop at the farmer's market, I arrived home to my wife. “Honey?.