My parents of course found out about this, because the police tried to arrest me, but the weird thing is they didn't press charges. I guess their dad ...new how jail was and didn't want to be responsible for someone going their. It's been a whole year sense that happen now. Most people forgot about it, but I am always hearing about it from the popular kids. I try and tell people I was drunk, but of course it's high school and no one believes you. It was a regular night. I was beating off to. ..i could yes iam not putting this on ''''ok cool here the tool get that left tire out''i tried and tried but coudnt get the tire out''dont pretend boy, go over there and wait like a girl , iam here to do the man you dont have to pretend''''iam not a girl i just cant do this its jammed hard''''then if you want e to do it you know what to do?''''really? you wont do it if i dont wait wearing this?''''you are right, im only helping girls who need my help''i was looking at him not joking at allhe. Sadly she does have a boyfriend, a tall moody looking guy. I’ve worked out from their accents that they’re Italian. They have been here since we arrived and seem to spend a lot of time arguing, he storms off tempestuously on a regular basis. I take my opportunity to admire her fantastic body whenever he goes off. Lee is ogling her too, telling me what he would like to do to her if he got half a chance. He wishes.After another night of partying I feel weary the next afternoon as I collapse onto. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”“No,” she replies.Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?      ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI.