Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one...when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite. I started by kissing her cheeks and then licking her neck, she started moaning. I slowly kissed her cheeks and then went for her lips, we started playing with our tongues. I put my hand behind her and was rubbing her back and she had her hand on my hair holding my face down for the kiss.I slowly put my other hand in the front and grasped her boobs over the saree and weaved my hand under the saree and over her blouse. I was pinching her nipples over her blouse and squeezing her boobs in my. .. super impressive, but for me, I’m more used to this,” Tova declared as she began mowing the enemy down with an Uzi.Yeah, I had kept her knowledge of small arms as part of her personality. That would have been too useful to remove, of course. I heard another loud pop as someone let off an AR-15. I really couldn’t tell which side they were on, but it didn’t matter. I kept zapping folks with my Atomizer and hearing more people scream as they watched their comrades vanish into atoms. They. Than Jonathon's ..I watched Jonathan's face for a .reaction as I lowered my lips onto his long black shaft ..Jonathan just watched I pleasured him for a few minutes it was time to up the anti ....I stood up and undone my dress it fell to the floor revealing my black lace knickers and bra sustockings and suspenders ..I stared at Jonathan as I straddled Andres lap and slowly lowered myself into his pulsating cock... Jonathan's face was now more serious ..as I faked enjoyment of riding Andres cock.