I took Tiffany with me the next time because I knew the Doctor wanted to interrogate her about the married man that was using her for all sorts of per...erted stuff including putting her on a leash and treating her like his pet puppy. Now, Tiffany was always a bit anal-minded but I could tell she was upset with the treatment and the constant wear and tear on her tiny little pucker.Mrs. Stern made me tell her everything the Doctor did on the visit and before I could finish my report she was on her. Let's get in the back of the truck." It was right then that it come to me. Just out of the blue. It was like something had lit up inside of my head, showing me something I hadn't known before, like when all of a sudden you understand fractions for the first time. It was a simple thing, but so new that I was trembling inside with the discovery. It was, you see, that he needed It so bad. Menfolk always need It, so they'll do anything, say anything, to get It. So I just opened my mouth. And I. Puzzled, I flipped it over to see if there was a date on it. No date but it did say, ?Good luck in your life. Santa?.Roger and the kids wanted to see what I was holding and Jason suddenly piped up with ?Now I know why we have all the presents. Mommy found Santa and gave him a kiss. He liked her so well that he had to give us more.? Trina, not to be outdone, said, ?Yeah, and I saw her kiss him too! He was so nice to her. But I din?t want to let them know I saw. I thought it was Daddy playing. That is, until the day that Cheryl came to me and wanted to borrow my guns.Guns. Not real guns, Cheryl wanted to borrow my cowboy guns and holster and one of my cowboy hats for some kind of high school sorority initiation that she wanted to go through. She had to find some kid with the necessary cowboy items so she would dress up like a rootin-tootin cowgirl and Cheryl knew from seeing me around the neighborhood that I had a pretty awesome set of cowboy guns, holster, and the whole nine yards..