Pharmacist to a customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing your marriage ce...tificate and your wife’s picture is not enough.”A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has helped you most in your life?”The woman replied, “My husband’s check book”“Political Correctness is just fascism pretending to be manners”—George CarlinMary Poppins, you’re under arrest for Supercallifragilisticsextrafficking.“And. I sat down in the middle of my cars back seat and told her to go on top. I held my dick upright and she straddled one leg over me and slowly lowered herself onto my hard dick. This was my favourite sight. Jess bouncing up and down on me completely naked, her boobs just bouncing around, millimetres away from my face. I couldn’t help myself, so I decided to give them a good lick. She grabbed the back of my head and ran her fingers through my hair as if to say she was begging me to continue. So I. ” As the others kept laughing, I added foot movements to my imitation.“What, he get out of the car seat?” asked Roy.“Bingo! I reach in and grab the keys and shut it down, and in the back seat are a couple of baby girls in car seats. They’ve slept through the whole thing. There was an empty car seat in the front passenger seat. Mom left her sunglasses in the store and parked and ran back inside after parking at the entrance. Dale Earnhardt figured out how to climb out of his car seat and managed. I do prefer however to have them bitten toward the end when I am on the verge of cumming. And yes, I can and do very much enjoy cumming from oral stimulation to my breasts. I will say that for me to cum just from my breasts, everything has to be just right. A candle lit room, a scent of lavender and a lot of kissing and foreplay. Ecstasy is a state of mind. Soft kisses where I feel the warm breath on my nipples. A long steady buildup and then that last nibble on my nipples and my body will.