'Brian's Bimbo Bazaar' – yes, this was definitely the place. The shop was located in a quiet back alley off the main high street, quite easy to miss...and deliberately so seeing as the kind of fare it sold. It had taken John six months of tracking down and meeting the right people to get hold of the precious card he held in his hands (the owner won't speak to you without one) and now finally he found himself in front of the self-proclaimed: 'World's Number One Bimbo Emporium'.Pushing his second,. " I was playing it cool, looking for a way to get out of the situation, but still, I didn't want to lie to the guy and maybe scar him emotionally for life. Or something. Humans are generally very weak and whiny creatures and most seemed to rely on fairy tales to get them through their lives. "Okay, I'll give you that," he said. "You're not Santa Claus. Oh, actually you can help me with a little problem." "Oh, here it comes," I said. "It never fails. Every time one of you humans enters the woods. I went to the front desk and got us a room. When we got to our room, we stared at each other, and she said, "We're going to have sex. Let's see how we match up against the book." I said, "Well that seems a little stilted, but I'll try. Most of all I want to make love to you." Joan said, "This is the excitement phase. Our heart rate and breathing rate will increase. Our blood pressure will go up and parts of our bodies will get flushed. In my case my clitoris will darken and the walls of my. "We walked home and, once inside the front door and our coats off, Rose-Marie turned to me. "I'm not quite sure, but I seem to remember you saying something to me during the service." I said... 'I love you', Rose-Marie." Did ... did you mean it?" Oh, yes. I didn't realise ... I didn't mean to say it then anyway ... but, yes I do."Her face lit up. "I love you too! Isn't it wonderful?"I kissed her and held her, but had to suppress a yawn. I looked at my watch. "It's nearly two o'clock ....