I've had more men and women get to third base with me than the Mets' bullpen.I play for the Brooklyn Babes, and we were playing our biggest rival, the...New York Skankeys.My name is Ruthie Baby. Let me tell you how this all got started, including the league.**********************************************************My parents passed away when I was young, leaving me their cucumber farm in Iowa. It was a lonely life. The vegetables provided me with food and fun. I won many blue ribbons at our. He needed no further encouragement. I got to say, youre the last person I thought Id see in a bar Ravenna. And all on your own at that, Dean Ambrose said as soon as he was close enough, sitting down in the stool beside the gothic Diva. Id have thought a woman like you would have someone with her. His speech was slurring slightly and, Ravenna noticed upon observation, his eyes were red and watery. So Dean was a little tipsy, eh? That could make things interesting. Ravenna toyed with a strand of. He escorted me up two flights of stairs and we entered his flat, which despite being in a pretty disgusting building (bad area) was immaculate inside. Maybe all the stereotypes of gay guys really are true, I thought.We sat down in the living room where he brought me a water, my mouth had gone completely dry at this point so I opted for the H2O over the other options he offered.This is what I had dreaded, the awkward part before initiating sex, I had only slept with women and It had all been. I looked around and didn't see Dad but headed inside. Opening thedoor, I saw him sitting and waiting for me with a drink in his hand. Hestood and gave me a nice hug."You look great, Matthew. All tan from your trip. I see you came homewith a souvenir," Dad stated, looking at my ears."I guess I did," I said.We continued to talk until we were seated. After our drink order, I lookedhim in the eye. "Are you ready to tell me why you didn't show up lasttime?" Matthew, do we really need to go there.