When we stopped I had to gasp for air. I realised that I had stopped breathing. Then she surprised and saddened me. She downed the dregs of her drink ...nd stood up.“I need to get home,” she announced decisively.“But I thought …” and my voice trailed off. I really didn’t know what I thought. The old confusion had been replaced by a new one.“We both need time to think.”I knew she was right, and I nodded dumbly. I followed her to the front door and unlocked it, holding it open for her. She gave me. My cock was pointing straight up and she knelt on the bed between my legs. ‘Mmmmm,’ she said, giving my cock a long lick. ‘I saw you watching me out your window earlier, you know. You should be more careful about that.’ ‘I will from now on,’ I said. She ran her tongue up and down the underside of my cock, then moved down and licked my balls, one after the other, before moving back up my cock. ‘Pervert,’ she said. ‘I suppose you were playing with yourself, too? Huh? Were you jerking yourself off. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog!Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Mever bin laid onQ: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.Q: What is the difference between an i*****l immigrant and E.T.? A: E.T. eventually went home! Q: Why did God give men penises?A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman. I just sat there as they spoke in this unknown language for me, for about thirty minutes, until the waitress came back to refill the drinks. Anita was getting fuzzy as she smiled silly to the black man.I looked around across at the bar. Mostly of the customers were black guys; my wife was the only woman there.Then I turned back to look at my wife and caught them in a passionate kiss. Alfred had his hands under the table and I could only imagine where they were at that moment.Ana broke the kiss.