"Major Spinelli, in his unguarded way, looked Towelewska up and down and said, "Millie . . . you're naked!" Well of COURSE I'm naked!" she exploded. ...I've been naked for two f**king years!! Not a stitch, day or night! Sleeping on a bare bench!" She was yelling at the men all around her and as she gesticulated her breasts bounced wildly, her bare feet slapping on the tarmac. "Burning my ass off in the summer, freezing my tits off" -- pointing at them -- "in the winter!" We . . . we assumed. .Maine biwi ko ishaara kiya ki maan jaao….Meri biwi majboor thi aur kya karti….Usne bola theek hai aa jaao hamare saath…… Aur risk na uthate hue humne use gaadi mein baitha liya aur ghar le aaye……Usko sofa per baitha ker pucha kya chahiye…..Sahab rs 5000 aur aapki biwi ke saath ek raat…..Kya bakwaas ker raha hai…..Yeh le 5000 aur phone de apna mujhe…..Sahab woh dusra mere paas nahin hai…Per le aaunga…..Sent msg mein dekh lena wohi phone hoga jo mein le ker aaunga….Accha accha bol kya kaam. One time he danced right into the pool.’ --Lily, 7 years old‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’ --Ethan, 7 years old‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’ --Shirley, 7 years oldAND THE BEST RESPONSE‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any. Ricky jizzed on me an amazing five times. Guys from another party came over and dropped their loads. Somehow, my high school English teacher ended up adding his spunk. One boy slapped me across the face and called me a dirty slut. I had to agree. But man did I ever love it. When the last guy squeezed the last bit of jizz on my face, th+ose boys formed a circle around me. The margarita glass was filled with their sperm. I could barely open my eyes as they started to chant: "Drink it, drink it,.