One look and I decided that if I ever did this again I would spring for better accommodations. It was a roach motel. I went to the room and Brian was ...lready there. He was not a bad looking kid, about 53 with mousy hair and petite features. Not bad looking, but no secret why he didnt have a girlfriend. He was so nervous I felt bad for him, suddenly I wanted to do this just to help the poor kid out. We introduced ourselves and I asked him what he was hoping for. He blushed and told me he did not. " If you want to get to use the Christmas gift that I spent a long timeplanning for you, when we go on vacation the day after tomorrow, youbetter straighten up your attitude and fly right. Give the authors giftsto inspire and move them to write more in the New Year. Now getcracking."Long after Santa had finished delivering toys and games and dolls tochildren around the world that night, he went on the final round ofdeliveries. These were to some of the authors that had truly moved him inthe. A month or so later, her boyfriend left for his holiday on the Saturday, and Liz decided to go into town to treat herself to some new clothes. She wanted something a little more revealing, something that would clearly put her in the shop window. She purchased a very short denim skirt, and for the first time she tried on a boob tube. At first she thought it was ridiculous, as she wouldn't be able to wear a bra with it, and those 34E's that defied gravity would make her look just like a walking. No mountain trails to ride where we're going. Wonder how my auction's doing? Doubt the as is disclaimer covers what's left of it down there. So much for the listing fee and my perfect feedback rating.Sweat's dripping into my eyes, and I can't do anything about it. Thank heavens I remembered to put on deodorant. The air's so stagnant and thick that I'd probably be stuck in a cloud of my own stink otherwise.Then again, maybe that's blood and not sweat. Feels a little thick for sweat. Guess it.