We have been married over 40 years, and I have enjoyed the fruits of her after drinks situations on many occasions.We live in a small ex mining commun...ty in Fife Scotland, where everyone knows everyone else.One time we were in a bar enjoying karaoke drinks, a few laughs with good company, and somehow invited a friend of our to come home with us after closing time.We had a couple more drinks at home, then I noticed my wife nodding off. I took her drink out of her hand and she didn't flinched.. “Oh yes Helen, I love you so much!” I said while she rubbed me, and she looked at me, grinned at me and kept rubbing.“Yes keep doing that and I’m going to cum!” I moaned, and she stopped. She didn’t just stop, she hardened her grip around my cock and pressed down the little veine on the back side. I was horrified, only maybe 10 seconds away from orgasm and now this girl stopped? She just looked at me, grinned at me.Maybe a minute passed, until either of us moved again, but when I did move I got. Just then, I heard a blodd-cerduling scream. That's when I realized thatI was in the girls bathroom! "Mike! What are you doing here?" Maxine shouted (yes, the same.)"You do know that this the girls room!" Anna, her best friend, said."But the sign on the door clearly said 'Boys Room'," I argued.Maxine then responds "But how could you be so idiotic as to think thatthis was the Bo-" And thats when it hit her. "Oh no! don't tell me youfell for that!" Fall for wha-" And that's when it hit me, too.. How often do you shave, and I said about every three days or so, and she said not you legs your pussy I told her that I only shaved once in awhile or before swimming or going out on a date. She knew that I haven't been on a date for two years and she asked, so is this a date? Donna said that I don't shave but every 6 months or so, then she spread her legs and said I did this for you. Donna motioned me to her and said com here sweetheart. I walked over to the bed shaking the whole time. She.