I can’t say why I’d never even envisioned this before, you’d think it would be automatic to a guy who bottoms just as much as he tops. For whate...er reason though, I had not. And seeing her this way was just about the hottest thing ev-ar. She smiled, showing no teeth but making that mouth look even longer than it was…I caught a shimmer of evil in her eye, and more so now, I was horned-up like never before. In her other hand she had a tube of lube, and I looked on as she squirted it along the. The seats had been removed to carry supplies and we sat in the doorways with our legs hanging out of the chopper. Sawyer was on one side with the crew chief and I was on the other side with the door gunner.“Damn, Sawyer, what have you got there?” the pilot, a CWO 3 (Chief Warrant Officer 3) demanded when we were seated.“A radio, Chief,” he answered.“Damnedest radio, I ever saw,” the Chief replied.“It’s inside the shipping container,” Sawyer told him.“Can’t we leave the shipping container here?”. She was wearing a saree with a full sleeve bouse which made her look like a very faithful wife, but the story was different.The party was in full swing. The music was playing in the background. We moved to the balcony and most of them were high. As I don’t drink, I was enjoying soft drinks, juices and food. At 1 am, a couple of members left and then came a situation where one of our friends was totally out of control.So being a sober person, I was given the responsibility to drop him to his. What I've discovered is that there are these things called bots, and all you do is upload a little message and then the bot sends it out to everyone in the whole wide world. Then people read your message and send you loads of money; even people living in faraway places you never knew existed. I've done a few of these and they are absolutely fandabidozi so I thought I'd share some of the best ones with my dear saddos. No idea why, just think of me as exceptionally kind-hearted. Which of course I.