***23:08 22 Nov The appetites of adolescent males are entirely predictable. Deniedsex (at least for now), my body defaulted to food. "How 'bo...t some pizza, just in case we get hungry later?" "Sounds good to me," she said, and got a phone and a coupon.***23:19 22 Nov "You know, I could think of something better we could be doing," Imentioned casually during a quiet part. "Oh really?" she asked, posing on the floor. "And what would thatbe?" "C'mere and find out," I. Tommy hopped out of his truck and walked over to her driver’s side door. She rolled down her window as he approached her truck.“Hi, Connie, what brings you to town?” Tommy asked.Conchita’s eyebrows twitched at the name he called her.“Who is Connie?” she asked in return.Tommy grinned and leaned down to kiss her cheek. He liked the way she looked today with her hair in a long pony tail and her face freshly scrubbed.“You are. I give everyone a nickname and Connie seemed just right for you.”“Okay,”. . GRAB! THE! VINE!!!"-- and two that go togetherQ: Why do elephants paint their balls red?A: So they can hide in apple trees.Q: How did Tarzan die?A: Picking apples.Building PermitSome have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was. It was worth almost 50% more than that.My dad offered to buy it for me. I would have to pay for all maintenance, up-keep, and any repairs and operating expenses (i.e., oil and gasoline) plus insurance. I would have to pay my parents $20.00 per month until it was paid off.I jumped at the chance. That's how I became the proud owner of a 1949 Desoto with an electromatic transmission. It was not fancy, but I was the only boy in high school who had his own car.Regardless, I continued to use the.