You may wish to bar your door tonight if you do not wish to sleep with her." Legs huffed, but also blushed and sank into her chair to nurse her beer. ...My father. You see my sister Carlotta and I are the product of an unholy union of a hero and a Chaos native. They met, fell in love, and propagated. He would disappear for months as he returned to Earth, and then make every return to Chaos via my mother's farm. When I was about the size of your young protégé, I started traveling on his adventures. To make sure the story hit the Sunday papers, the press would be called at six Saturday evening. That was two hours before our informant planned to phone LAPD. We support the first amendment and like to give the press photogs plenty of time to take really gruesome pictures they could not publish in the papers but could sell on the web for personal gain. The press always listens to police scanners, I have to wonder why the police don’t listen to the press radios. (Okay, I know the answer, but it. I'm not sure how much the Rodriguez brothers had soaked Geoffy and his daddy for, but I'm sure they got enough to build some serious iron, and a big laugh at the same time. It's not every day you have chumps with cash to blow fall into your lap. Don pulled the deck of cards out and shuffled them, and handed the deck to Shelby.Shelby had been home from college for a week now and we had spent just about every night together. She broke off her engagement and said she wanted to be with me. That. Somehowinstead, you were run over instead. Now you are going back. You?re not going back as Jeff, but as Jane. Your parents won?tremember your little talk or that you were ever a boy to begin with."With that, Jane felt like she was hit in the gut and had all the wind knocked out of her. An invisible arm grabbed Janefrom behind and pulled her into a void of nothingness."Jane!" Jane?s mother screamed. She watched as the truck swing and just missed the young girl and smashed a drunken homelessguy.