Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they ent...r antique stores?A: “Gosh, I remember these!”Great Quotes“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake. I could tell I was making a lot of noise but I didn't care. I just wanted this guy's cock in my mouth. He seemed to really be enjoying it too, because I felt him start to fuck my mouth through the wall. I don't know how long I was sucking but the guy's cock all of a sudden seemed to get even bigger. I remember thinking to myself he must be getting ready to cum. As the thought went through my head, I pushed his cock as deep down my throat as possible. I surprised myself when I felt my lips touch. I quietly resolved WAS going to get then big one into my tight hot and wet pussy. He teased my throbbing pussy with our new toy and then slowly started to work it into my pussy. I could feel my pussy stretching, and it felt so tight and nice. I felt I was going to cum after just the head had entered, he then slowly slid it deeper into me. My pussy felt like it was going to tear, it was so tight yet it also felt very nice. He must have sensed my fresh excitement because. After a few minutes of this I pulled it out and looked at the cum on it, and the sperm dripping out of her split open pussy, as it still twitched from the trauma it had just enduredShe kneels before me, taking my cock gently in her hands, and begins to lick it, tracing a line under my shaft with her tongue, pulling in long strokes. I moan " uuuuhhhh..aaaahhhh," gripping the back of her neck with my strong fingers, as she takes me into her mouth, relishing me. I guide her down, and she takes me.