I'm 24yo reasonably fit, my plumbing works ok and I pass as a stripper. I kneel on the cushion placed strategically on the dance floor, the guests all...form a circle around me as my target approaches. He's a big unit too, not so much fat but stocky and butch. As we make eye contact I give him the "your a pop star" look. Then cool as a cucumber he drops his shorts steps out of them with one leg kicks them in the air with the other, catches them and throws them to one of his mates in the crowd. It. I was playing with her titties and then notice someone watchng us through the gloyhole. I wiisper to her that someone was watching her, and she looked over to the hole and saw eyes. She raised up and put her mouth to the gloyhole and ask,"CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK"? He put his cock in the hole. It was a small white cock, but my wife didn't care at this point. She put it in her mouth and sucked hard. In less than a minute he came. She drank all his cum. She looked at me and said, " THAT WAS GOOD". I. .. for you. So if you’ll have me, I will live with you.“Of course I’ll have you,” Kelly trembled, “I can’t believe it’s me you want.”“It was always going to be you. I couldn’t imagine for the life of me why you kept obsessing over Jenny.”She came over to my lap and hugged herself to me, crying tears of complete joy.“I’ve been such a fool,” she muttered in my ear, “Can you forgive me?”“I can’t,” I replied, “You acted only out of love. You’d have to have something to apologize for, for me to. I can't even speak until they are piling in the back and we are once again headed for my place.My name is Hank Emerson, thirty seven year old bachelor and mysterious person who lives by himself in the middle of the woods, sometimes. Yes, that's me, and yes, that's actually how I have heard my self described by some of the local townfolk when they didn't know I could hear them."That good looking guy who lives out there in the woods part of the year and then disappears for months at a time. No.