?Wait, don?t stop! I?m so close!? She snorted and gave him acondescending look. Then she reached under her skirt and pulled down herpanties, tossing t...em off to the side.?Silly boy, you didn?t actually think that I invited you here just for awarm up, did you?? Her entire demeanor had changed from timid andexcitable to dominant and bold. Nothing in his books or magazines couldhave prepared him for a girl like Ellen was now. The way she licked herlips and eyed him like a piece of meat was enough. Mostly, inquiries of when I would be home.We let Shelly know about the trip south and the "Dykes on Bikes." She only said leave it to Gary to find that crowd in one night. We had a good laugh and relaxed a little more when Shelly put Randy down and went into the kitchen to bring out the food. She had made kabobs for Randy and herself, and steaks from Costco for the rest of us. She dealt out packets of tinfoil onto the grill with sliced potatoes, onions, butter and a clove of garlic. Ten minutes. And off we went into our new domain, Dan following a few steps behind Peter and me. I quickly discovered that Peter was both nice and very funny. When I was introduced to our teacher, she told me that Pete had volunteered to be my guide, and she’d agreed against her better judgement. He was, in her words, the class joker. My desk was next to his and I spent the rest of the day (weeks, months and years) being entertained by him. He was actually really smart and always had the answer to. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation.