* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.* Local Area Network in Austr...lia - the LAN down under.* Every calendar’s days are numbered.* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.* Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen. Mary (my wife) had packed everything we needed for our meals - tonight we'd have steak and potatoes done over the fire. We obviously didn't have any chairs to sit on, so we ended up sharing a small log with a towel on it. I was surprised that he answered no when I asked if he wanted me to get dressed while we ate. Said he didn't mind either way since it was our weekend to chill. Must be the beer talking I figured. Truth is, when I hike and camp on my own, I'm usually buck the whole time anyway.. 'Don't let there be anyone in the hallway.' Maybe I needed to considergoing to church. As soon as the doors opened on the floor where theapartment was located, a couple was exiting their apartment to walk down thehall. Crap! I had to walk right past them. Oh well. I was learning thatthe best way to pass was to act as feminine as possible. I stepped forwardand let my hips sway as I walked deliberately to my destination.I could see the different looks in each of their eyes. The woman. It's also my understanding that Justine only has onesuitable outfit, and I'd never let her commit such a faux pas as wearingthe same clothes to work two days in a row."Justin let out an internal sigh of relief."So I guess we're still stuck with bland, boring Justin for now." Hefelt a tinge of anger at her drab description. "At least on the surface.There's plenty we can do to keep Justine flourishing until the day sheofficially replaces old Justin. And don't worry, that day will comesooner than.