” I was like a cat on a hot tin roof as we offloaded the boat’s load. I checked my watch every few minutes to see if we would get done...in time…we’ve read her side of the meeting, now here is my perspective. I completed my labors of the off load and washed up the best I could aboard the troller, I like every other man aboard would stink of the sea, diesel and dead fish, but I figured she’d deal with it, knowing I was a crabber from the start. At straight up 9:00 the. I watched her dress as I often do. She put on a pair of my favourite sheer to the waist tan pantyhose without panties which meant I had the perfect view of her dark hairy triangle through the nylon. As always this gave me an instant hardon. She then pulled on a blouse and black pleated skirt. Just then the doorbell rang and she got me to go and answer it as she finished getting ready. It was Pat and she looked stunning. I had always fancied Pat. She was dark haired just like my wife, her. Funny girl ... ha ha. "I suggest you 'recover' your tiny mind and drop the references to 'NudeHampsta' and a house. Oh, yeah ... when anyone asks, Jezebel is the result of getting shot in the head. Oh, shit! David? I didn't mean to make you cry."She grabbed me into a hug ... hmmm ... since when did she develop those?"David James Austin the Third! Quit poking me there! Pervert!"She let go ... I didn't. I had both arms around her..."What are you poking me with? Oh! My! God! MOM! David's got. The Union is pissed. The Media is pissed. I could make a lot of money selling crowbars, sir.’ ‘And don’t even go within the Sheriff’s sight.’ said a female voice behind us. I turned to see Tanya Perlman bounce into the room as if walking on air. ‘Good morning guys! How was your trip, Commander?’ ‘Obviously not as good as your evening with Dr. Wellman last night.’ I said. ‘How–?’ Tanya asked, her face looking shocked before breaking out into a big grin. ‘Okay, you got me… and you’re right.’.