"Now that was surely a step too far. I looked around and saw there were no more than ten people in the room, half men, half women, all glamorous, all ...miling, all watching for my reaction. Several of the women had a lot of cleavage on display and wallowed in showing off their voluptuousness. One of these caught my eye and gave a gentle nod.Knowing the escape routes from my work as a hostess, and before I could analyse the situation in any more detail, I slipped off the dress, which left me. As she looked around, however, she wondered why she had bothered. Most of the women, the majority young and beautiful, wore no top and several wore nothing at all. Darius had complimented her many times on her beauty, but Mioki could not help but wonder why he had picked her among the many more statuesque beauties which paraded past on this beach, let alone throughout the rest of the world. When he was with her and in her, her world was complete and totally satisfying, but at moments like. Why don’t you join me?” I asked.“That wasn’t on the list, but well...ok why not?”I stripped off my remaining clothing and waited in the shower while Louise disrobed in her bedroom, which was next to the bath. She got into the steamy shower with me and of course I was hard again, hard as a rock to be up against her hot, wet, soapy body. “Here’s your chance to scratch another item off your list,” I said.“Meaning...?”“Clean me off. Clean the cum off my cock.”Louise soaped up her hands and lathered. 'Johnny, ' she asks, 'Where is the Newfoundland border?'Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Newfoundland boarder is in bed with my mother. That's why I got fuck all for breakfast'.This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitSo touching! And you say men don't have feelings!!A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.He.