”Mami ne mujhe bade pyaar se aur paas liya, mere sar par haath ferkar boli,” ab to meri pudi tu hi roz choos liya karna, meri jaan.” kahkar usne...apni tange failai aur apni choot par mera muh daba diya. Main kisi bhookhe kutte ki nai mami ki choot choosne laga. Pahhle pahle to mami ki choot se urine ki taste aane lagi fir das minute baad band hi gayi. Main bina ruke mami ki choot jor jor se choos raha tha. Aur mami,” ooooh aaaaaahaaaaa uuuuuuuuufffffffff” karti hui dhire dhire chikh rahi thi.. ?As her husband, I know only too well.??A real bitch, eh????Of the highest order. You have my promise of safe passage.?He considers what I have said for a moment. ?What if you?re lying tous???Then the lucky ones will die. Should I need to call for her help, shecan strike from where she is right now. You will never even see her.You have heard the story that she decapitated a man from half a leagueaway? It is true; I was there when it happened. Took us hours to cleanup the mess it made.? I look. " You can imagine how happy I was at this point! "Unfortunately there are a couple of problems..."#1: " ... All the historic examples we were able to find out about were even-odds wagers. Usually betting on red or black on a roulette spin. We want to bet on a single number at 35-to-1 odds and there's no history of Binion's accepting a bet like that. However, their advertising clearly states they'll accept ANY wager on their games, so they shouldn't refuse ours. They're not legally bound to. Now at this point, most people would get excited. I did not. I knewhow it went with genies. You had three wishes, and they would alwaysscrew things up to ruin your life. No thank you. I was about to tellhim to get back in the bottle when he said, "Thou art wise young maiden,but knoweth this, the stories thou recounteth are but fiction."OK, this Arabian knight thing is hurting my head. Here's one wish youcan't screw up. "I wish you would just speak in plain Fu.. I mean justspeak plain.