At thirty one years Donald Mathers was an extremely handsome man he stood six foot three and a half in his stocking feet. He was educated and was fu...ly aware of his power over women; even if his cock hadn't have been a fat eight inches most women were mesmerised by his dark masculine good looks.They had been in two bars around Wood Street and now they were on their way to The Krazy House as usual it was packed the couple stood out even in a Bar as crowed as this.They got their drinks and. Eventually I ask her back to my hotel room and we leave together. We are then off for a one night stand with each other. I arrived at the bar a couple of minutes early, eager to get the evening started. I approached the bar and ordered drink, then scanned the bar to see if Linda had already arrived. The bar was packed this night and I didn’t see her anywhere. There was a blonde woman at the end of the bar with her back to me and, when she turned I realized the woman was none other than Linda.. She asked if I had plans after dinner. When I said no, she asked if I liked to dance. "Sure," I said, "is that an invitation?" She said there was a club called Angles Rock Bar that had good dance music. I asked her if she often asked out men old enough to be her father? She grinned and said I looked as though I would make a good partner for dancing. "Well let me pay my check and we can see if I can still dance." She went to get her coat and tell her friends she was leaving. We left and. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."The town council was livid and insisted they change it.So the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read:"Catatonics and High Colonics" - no go.Next they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!So they tried "Nuts and Butts".