. you jump up and run to greet me with a sloppy wet french kiss and then you say well we need to get you naked too. While you are kissing me you star... undoing my belt while I loosen my tie, after you have my belt off you start undoing my pants and drop to your knees and pull my cock out.You start by licking my balls then moving up to the head of my cock you start licking and sucking my entire cock until its nice and hard. Meanwhile, I finished taking my shirt off and I step out of my pants.. When I got home however the day took a turn for the surreal I pulled up to the house to find my wife’s car there. She must be home early I thought as I passed it. I opened the door and almost froze in the threshold her clothes were s**ttered haphazardly on the floor but the sight of some pants that were not mine is what held me. About that time I saw her phone in the mess of clothing it displayed an obnoxious amount of missed calls and must have been on vibrate. The sounds from the hall where. Some people just don't get it. "Ray, have you ever been fucking a woman when all of a sudden you realize you need to be on a plane to Charlotte in ten hours and you haven't packed yet?" Um, no." I'll tell you a secret. It was pretty lousy sex."Ray giggled. "Even lousy sex is better than no sex."I shook my head.What the hell was I doing in Charlotte? Why wasn't I back home in Portland, huddled up in bed with Dawn for the second time? Or the third time? Or the fourth time?Every night I would call. The stores closed at nine and wouldn’t open until it was too late to buy anything in time for the funeral.Frustrated, Ed spotted an elderly woman dressed in sweat pants, sweat shirt, and sneakers walking through the mall. He approached her and said, “Excuse me, Ma’am. I’m hoping that you can help me.”Expecting this to be some kind of con, the woman asked, “What do you need?”Breathing a sigh of relief, Ed answered, “I have a funeral to attend tomorrow morning, and I need to buy appropriate.