I gave her a screaming orgasm, she rode me forward and backwards. I pounded her from the bottom, thought I was going to launch her into the ceiling fa.... She talked dirty, begged me to cum deep inside her, to which I did ;)She stayed the night, we woke up, and after that feeling of "oh shit what did I do" went away, we started again pretty slowly. I was working my hand in her really good while licking her clit and I remember how hardcore her orgasm was. It looked like she was possessed. Her body. The bartender takes advantage of his chance for revenge, throws 20 quarters onto the floor and yells “here’s your change then!” The guy looks down at the coins and says: “I’ll have another beer, please.”A weasel walks into a bar.The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”“Pop,” goes the weasel.Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” because a. . I want you!"I sucked in a deep breath. "Me! You want me? What in the hell are you talking about Rick?" Calm down Gloria, and please lower your voice for Christ's sake. What I want is you sexually Gloria, that's what I mean. If you'll let me make love to you, just once, then I'll promote John, otherwise..."I couldn't believe what I was hearing; Rick wanted me to go to bed with him to ensure John's promotion. It was an unbelievable request and I wasn't about to do it. "I'm sorry Rick but this. .. till ... ' he finished his assault! It seemed like hours I had to endue the viciousness of his assault till his companion chastised him into hogging all the fun. I was somewhat relieved as the brute started to extricate his enormous penile tube from my aching anus. Just as he pulled free and obscene sound erupted from my tortured, defiled, ruptured bung hole. The brute on my shoulders started to rise and to my astonishment the brute that just had his was now sliding quickly up my back and.