She has her thumb out hitchhiking, being the gentleman that I am, and not seeing anyone else around, I pull over and she without hesitation jumps into...my car. She is about 20 years old with an absolutely amazing body, large firm tits straining her white bikini top, and an her beautiful ass checks peeking out from her extremely short shorts. She gets in and I ask her where she is going, and she tells me that her car wouldn't start and needed a ride home. I told her that I would drive her home. I mean, think about it. We don't bang our thumbs with a hammer on a routine basis. That doesn't feel good. It's not natural. Everybody scratches, or yawns or stretches. It's just natural ... and it feels good. It's the same thing with Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears. It just feels good. And it's a good way to Get in Touch with Yourself and ... you know ... Discover Your Own Potential.But people don't like to talk about masturbation. And worse still, people don't THINK about how complicated it. You sit closer to him and ask about the women in his life. He confesses to not being very experienced and you tell him how attractive he is and how any girl would be lucky to have him. This has the desired effect, and he visibly relaxes.You now make your move “Now you know us, are you ready for some fun?”“Y-y-yes” he stumbles.“Good” you whisper “now what would you like to drink?”“Another pint please.”“No, I don’t think so,” you tell him “I think I’d like you to have a Bacardi Breezer, what do. OPEN MY LOCKER AND GET THE MAGAZINES OUT FROM THE BOTTOM OF IT.” HE TOLD ME. WHEN I DID I NOTICED THAT THEY WERE PORNO MAGS, AND PRETTY RAUNCHY ONES AT THAT. ”NEXT TIME YOU JERK OFF YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH MY MAGAZINES, THEY’LL HELP YOU GET HARD FAST AND COME EVEN MORE.” HE SAID. “CAN I JERK OFF AND LOOK AT THEM NOW DAD?” I ASKED. “YOU JUST GOT DONE COMING DIDN’T YOU?” HE ASKED. “YEA, BUT I CAN COME A FEW MORE TIMES TODAY.” I LAUGHED. “DAMN, I WISH I WAS YOUR AGE AGAIN” HE SAID. “SURE, GO AHEAD.