I looked at him and he was staring at the cleavage.“Are you ok? You don’t seem to be normal.” I teased, elbowing him.“Yeah just thinking about...stuff! Maybe I shouldn’t have had the last one”“Oh come on! You’re a grown up man! Why don’t you be a man? Tell me what you’re thinking!” I goaded him on. Say it you ass.“Just that I wish you weren’t my senior”“Oh! And why is that?”“Just. Nothing; how far are we?”It was just the next lane, and he seemed to have caught himself just in time. Damn! I. She undressed there and posed for me. She looked like a sex godess. She smiled at me and closed the door. I silently went to bed and fell asleep.I was woken up by Garima in the morning. She was stroking my hairs and lovingly whispering rohan, get up, jao jaakar doodh le aao . I turned around but Garima insisted dekho 6 baj rahe hain thodi der mein Romit aa jayega, chai ke liye bhi doodh nahi hai . I mumbled, please sone de naa yaar. After a while she spoke again, o.k, I am going to bathroom to. .!! So in the days following I have many ladies coming in for job interviews but none of them that fit the bill, so a few days later a lady by the name of Rita comes in for an interview and he has alt he qualities I'm looking for as far as a secretary and then some!! As she has been going to school to be trained to be a secretary and I ask her a few Questions such as she willing work overtime of which she replies" Yes I'm willing to work any hours you require of me to fulfill my job. ( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live.