I had entered into negotiations with both the state and federal government to try to buy some of the land next to mine. The feds were easy, but the st...te had notions of unbelievable value. For the longest time it looked like there would be no deal, then I got smart.I went to the capitol of North Dakota, and started lobbying specific state reps. I then took out a full-page ad in the two largest cities' newspapers explaining that I wanted to buy land, but the state was over-valuing it, and trying. Yet, replaying all the bitchy things she had done to me in the past I figured fuck it, and then laughed at the literal meaning of my thought. I had never been to a real high school party so I wasn't prepared for what occurred when I walked in the door. It was wall to wall kids drinking, making out and dancing. I realized instantly finding Wendy would be impossible. I slithered like a lemming going up stream as I searched for Wendy. Five minutes, became ten, became fifteen as I began to feel. Staring and imagining naughty is my hobby. I feel bad for it at times, but its normal I guess. I often visited Spencer’s and to get my daily groceries like milk, vegetables. And on frequent basis I get to see this pretty lady. In course of next two months, I came to know she lives in next lane of my apartment. And I knew her office timings, her bike, she also has a school going kid, must be 8-9 year old. And I kept on staring her. Initially she was fine, then she started ignoring me. One fine. I am feeling so wonderful and I don’t want to share you ever. Please take me home. I want to be alone with you.” “Home it is then.” I drove back to her place and we went into her apartment. I took off my jacket and loosened my tie, poured the remaining wine we had left behind earlier and sat on the couch. What happened after that was a total blur and I can only remember bits and pieces. Nora remembered vividly so the end of the story belonged to her. We got back to my place. I invited you.