Daniel promptly dug out his wallet and handed the officer his driver's license. "If you can get my keys away from her, I'll get the hell out of here a...d back home where I belong. You can take her crazy ass to jail."The cop ran Daniel's name through the computer, it came back clean. "OK, We are going to cut you loose. Your wife is being placed under arrest for assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.'"Good," Daniel said. "By the time she gets out, I'll have started divorce proceedings. I made sure mine did not." Huh? What are you talking about? Who are you? What do you want?" I want to learn how to serve man." You what! Who the hell--?" Walter took a step back. Wagging a finger at her, he said, "Wait! I recognize you. You're the woman in that stupid flying saucer. What are you doing here?"The woman stood expressionless. "I want to learn how to serve man. I am writing a book and need an Earthling." An Earthling? Look, lady, I don't know what you're selling but I'm not buying.". I was there an hour saying things like, ‘What does this do?’
’ You’re kidding me!’ ‘Who would buy that?’ Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.

 I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute
 as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush
 hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. ‘Love Dolls’ come in many different
 models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do
 things I’d only seen in a book on animal. I could tell she had put the underwear back on, at least the bra. I had thought she couldn't shock me any more than stripping completely naked for me on a webcam, but she had one more ace up her sleeve."Jarred, I need to tell you something," she said. "As you can see, I'm not wearing my usual attire. The reason for that is that I've just undressed for a rather pleasant gentleman on a live webcam."Of course I did know that, but I spluttered convincingly in surprise because she'd announced it so.