"Do you remember how to carve an elephant?" she asked when I didn't respond.This time the elephant wasn't in the room, it was in me and its name was G...ilt. I remembered, from before, thinking that some elephants could be intractable, and how suitable I'd found that word, calling up as it did an image of a tractor butting heads with a pachyderm.Already I could feel my mood yielding.Snuffling up my tears I got up off my bed and dragged myself over to the door, feeling like my head was. "We've got something for you." Shelly said, when they looked.Together, Shelly and I planted a kiss on our palms and blew the kissesat the two guys. They scrambled away, their faces red withembarrassment. Shelly and I broke into laughter. I didn't think theywould bother us anymore."Boys are such chickens," Shelly said, still grinning. "It makes youglad we were born girls doesn't it." Yeah," I said. "Who would want to be a boy."After we finished lunch and disposed of our trash, I fished. Be careful what you set up, honey." Marvin sat back in his chair. Putting his hands behind his head, he closed his eyes, and pictured in his mind what lay in store for his wife.Using her screen name, "Campus Bell @AOL.com", she had corresponded with men in several cities, Marvin knew. They had no idea that she was anything other then a friendly housewife open to an affair. Tonight one of them, or maybe more, was going to have a meeting with the "friendly housewife," that he or they would. A superhero who by shouting the name of Hera would change into an oddlycostumed woman known as Housewife Man, the hero with the power of 1,000housewives! Of course for this change to take place it had to be done,while John Cole, in the view of as many people as possible, Hera notreally grasping the idea of the super heroic secret identity.While his / her exploits got a lot of press, and even a run in one ofthe early comic books, this, after 13 hard bizarre year's evil fighting,lead to at best.