Plus, I’ll have enough left over for a big screen tv that I’ve been looking at.”I sat and stared at John in disbelief for a minute. “Ok, fine,...you bring a bunch of coastal crazies up here. Then run them ragged through the hills. Get a big payday, clean clothes, a happy wife, and Monday night football. But why me? Where do I fit into this? What do I get out of this deal?”“Well, I was hoping that you could help me out by providing a little atmosphere to the trip.”“Whoa, hold up John, I can tell. I nodded again. "Yes," I said, "there are rules in the Witness Protection Program." I knew it!" my father bellowed. "Tell me what happened!" I'm sorry sir," I said, "but I cannot do that because I don't knowmyself. What I do know is that she is safe and she wants you both to knowthat she misses you and loves you both."I looked at my mother. She had tears in her eyes. My father sighed andclosed his eyes. He always did that when he was overwhelmed. "How is it that you know our daughter?" my. Do you play in public – I mean anywhere big, not just some little ground somewhere?’ ‘Yes – I was in the annual Sevens competition at Twickenham a couple of months ago….’ ‘That’ it, then. I bet he saw you play and was turned on by you, and simply ordered you to be captured and enslaved.’ ‘Look, you’re k**ding, right? People don’t do things like that these days….’ ‘Look at this plane. How much do you think it costs to keep this in the air? Look at the cell you’re in – would anyone have that in a. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain. (I know some people like that.)Starfish don’t have brains. (I know some people like that too.)Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I.About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.(Who studied this and why?)An average person laughs about 15 times a day.You’re more likely to get stung by a.