The Pope turns to the Boy Scout. “My son, I have lived a ling, full life. Take the other parachute and save yourself.”The Boy Scout just smiles. �...�Don’t worry, Your Holiness. The world’s smartest man just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack!”The following items are compliments of J & B.After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander was addressing some troops under his command who had heroically performed above and beyond the call of duty. He informed them that Her. . well, I was a mess.It took me 45 minutes to wash up, get dressed, and make the bed, and only then did I venture out. I passed Jeff's empty bedroom and then searched for him in the living room and then the kitchen. I was alone.Brewing a pot of coffee, I leaned against the counter wondering what I was going to say to Jeff. I stood there in a daze until the coffee was ready and poured a cup. Sitting at the table, I held the cup with my finger through the handle and shifted it from side to side. I could see a tear forming around the edge of her eye.I came close to her ear and whispered.”I did not mean to”.Her body fragrance was overwhelming and uncontrollably I planted a soft kiss on her neck.She quickly turned her head and I kissed her.I had no idea what I was doing.She took over and started a passionate kiss.I felt her tears on my cheek and closed my eyes ,deep into darkness.I could only feel her lips and I lost my breath.It was magical.She stopped a second looked into my eyes and. Grabbing a handful of her red curls, he pulled her head back, plunging his tongue deep into her mouth, kissing her so hard her lips were sure to be bruised. Her hands entangled in his short hair as she ravished his mouth.Sinking down on the bed, he moved back to quickly remove the rest of his clothes, then removed her bra. He grabbed a nipple between his teeth pulling hard, causing her to moan in pleasure, and then did the same to the other nipple.Moving down her body he licked her sex slit.