" I was so embarrassed, I just wanted to die. Joanne was amazing. She told me that it was perfectly normal for a guy to get excited and a hard on wh...le dancing. She said just as important as it was to control my body movements while dancing, it was just as important to control my erection. Joanne knew that if she was ever going to have a successful lesson & teach me how to dance in one lesson, something would have to be done. Joanne bent down, unzipped my pants and freed my hard on. .. I was awoken at 2:45 am, as usual, by my Auntie. She asked me to fuck her again. I asked her suck me off, first. Just as I came in her mouth, Uncle Bert came into my room, and caught us.He freaked out, and started yelling at Aunt Betty, calling her a slut, just like my mother and sisters were.I did not like the way he was going on about me and my family. So I hit him in the face, and broke his nose.Well, he went to get his shotgun. He never got to load it.I came up to him and said, "Look,. I grew up in a naturist home environment, and those balmy summers, where everyone showed what they were made off, and some showed more than an interest in being flaccid, would actively encourage their members to full bloom, and proudly display their wares to my young inquisitive eyes.Of course Mummy also had a penchant for the male member and I have simply inherited her love of all things phallic.As a young girl I have been blessed with the ability to Orgasm and for as long as I can remember,. “Hey uh, Tonster. I see you checking out that girl. Guess you want to get Loose in Dat?” This new witticism seemed to have induced a near orgasmic state of rapture within my arch nemesis, Lewis. His eyes bulged, his veins popped and his entire frame was reduced to a quivering mass. My patience already exhausted I stepped past him. As I walked onward, I could still hear his gales of cruel laughter echoing in my ears. With a tired shrug, I dismissed him from my thought as easily as drawing.