"I wanted to give you this."She handed me a small envelope. "Call it a birthday present." My birthday is still four months away," I frowned. "I don't ...ant tofeel like some charity project." I refused to open it."Joan, please," Kate begged, "I promise this is a one-time thing. Iliked spending the evening with you at the gallery. I don't make friendsthat easily, I'm always leery that I am being used for my money orsomething else. I feel like we got off to a great start and the factthat we are. "... But now I would likeyou to prove that you are a real he-man...!"Shove it in deep...!" I kneel down, putting my expectant slit just oneinch sway from his erect penis. "And then get it moving in and out!" I know perfectly well what to do!" mutters the bellboy while he doeswhat I asked (not me as a man, but me as a woman. It's just the test...)"Do you think I am an idiot?" And then he proves that a man cannot bestupid enough, not to know how to fuck a randy woman!I am very pleased to hear and. Jane said enough of that i will phone him now , A few minutes later , i heard jane on the phone , she said ' hiya Ben its jane i have got something to ask you .She said - well i have just been speaking to my friend Suzanne about last weekend and she wants to know if youre up for abit of fun this weekend , Jane said - ok thats great friday night it is , And told him to write my house address down , Once jane put the phone down , i heard my mum laughing and going mad a jane , soon after jane. The first thing I saw were giant apples, like the size of people heads. They were red delicious apples, but I think we were all broke, because I knew we couldn’t get anything. Anyway, the artist liked me for some reason, but he kept painting the guy I had wandered off with, the other two people were nowhere to be found. Somehow I slid behind the artist to see all that he was doing, and made a few suggestions of what the guy would like since the guy was being a total jerk and just complaining..