"I started rambling on the verge of tears, "I used to like her, before she morfed into a badger hybrid. Some people attacked her, raped her and left h...r to die in the snow. I wasn't there, so I don't really know who did it, but I think Gary and Phil were amongst them. The police questioned me, but I didn't tell them anything. In fact I was a purist, and spoke out against morfed people. Now I am one of them and I feel ashamed, I just want to die. I am a female squirrel hybrid and I don't deserve. In this case it's that Princess Turandot is a man-hater who's said she'll only marry a guy who can solve three riddles she's thought up. The catch is that he has just one try, and they'll chop off his head if he can't get all three. My mandarin explains all this to the chorus, which already knows it of course, but the audience gets to hear, too. Then he explains it again halfway into the second act, just in case some numbnuts in the box seats wasn't paying attention the first time around.Opera. .." And?" Carla prompted."And the - the other thing you ordered, Ma'am. The tiny vibrator is in -in place and you have the remote control switch. When you give thesignal, I'll go into my act as - as a Stripper!" When Carla made a joke,she never forgot it!Hours later, the Gala was in full swing. Most of the guests were masked,but I knew some of them. There was the couple from Connecticut, whobrought Harold Belt, totally encased in flesh-colored plaster except forhis face, breasts and ass. Their. They had a polite hug and kiss with Dan carrying Jessica.“Where’s Danny?” He asked.“He’s with a neighbour’s boy, playing while Ben is having another therapy session.”“How is it going with you two?”“Things are a little testy lately.”“Is there anything I can do to help you?”“Yes, that’s why I’m here. Where’s Mom?” She asked looking at the normally occupied livingroom.“She and Wendy are in town shopping, something about more baby clothes. Tina is the kid’s bedroom nursing James and Emily. Lisa,.