I paused when her hand squeezed mine. I forgot she was even touching me."I am asking for real. Would you like to meet a real transgendered woman? She ...s very feminine, lives as a girl, and no one has a clue about what's under her clothes unless she tells them. Would you like to meet her? Think about this before you answer because if you say no, or make a smartass crack the subject will be dropped."She was very serious. So in all seriousness, I thought about the answer. Did I want to meet a real. ” He waited a moment for me to respond.“I found it,” was all I could muster.“And you tried it on?” Kerry ventured.“As soon as I opened it, I had to,” I admitted.“Very good, Andrew,” Kerry continued. “And how did it make you feel?”I thought for a second. “Amazing,” I offered.“Amazing in what way?” Kerry inquired.“Well, I love how the stretchy, lacy fabric feels against my skin.” Kerry took a half step toward me, so that he was now just one arm’s length from me. “And?” he asked.“And,” I. He felt her long, rodent ears press to the side.As she began to read the book, she started to get disturbed a little bit. Gary was just by her side and mostly dug into his thoughts. A minute went by until Fumi finally said something.“Umm...” she said.“You seem disturbed,” he told her.“Yeah ... I am.”“Why what does it say?”She placed the book down but still kept it firmly in her hand. She turned to look at him. “Gary...”“What?”“I ... we are not like you.”“Uh ... yeah, I am human, and you are a. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:'So I hear you're getting married?''Yep!''Do I know her?''Nope!''This woman, is she good looking?''Not really.''Is she a good cook?''Naw, she can't cook too well.''Does she have lots of money?''Nope! Poor as a church mouse.''Well, then, is she good in bed?''I don't know.''Why in the world do you want to marry her then?''Because she can still drive and she has a car!'Three old guys are out.