We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"So the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.Tarzan & J...ne are swinging through the trees one day, with Tarzan repeatedly making his jungle call.Suddenly he lets out an almighty ear-splitting shriek.He turns to Jane and says "Jane, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times ... GRAB! THE! VINE!!!"-- and two that go togetherQ: Why do elephants paint their balls red?A: So they can hide in. Her cheap perfume intoxicates you. She edges her wet tongue into your mouth and you feel the surge of electricity. But you are confused. You shake your head/ pull away. See the wicked smile curling Marias lips. She nudges you. You fall back onto the sand. *Take off your clothes* she says. *What?* *Take them off!* She is serious. *Please Rachel.* You could easily get to your feet/ shove her indignantly out the way and storm off back to your hotel but you dont do this. Instead you pull off. More people should have your backbone, son."The ladies were agog at Tom's pronouncement and just had to hear more. "Daddy," that was Paula. "What makes you think Noah is bad?" her eyes were almost kind when she asked it, and I wondered if she was trying to defend me."Sweetheart, I never said anything about Noah being a bad man. What I said was much more subtle."Let me put it this way," he looked right at me and spoke. "Noah is exactly who we see sitting here right now. However, if someone drove. He dragged his fingers back up, curling under the hem of her skirt as he moved his tongue to the spot just under her jaw that she loved him to mouth. He sucked gently on her neck and was rewarded with a low moan. Encouraged, Oliver pulled her skirt up over her ass cheeks, surprised and pleased to feel that she had opted for stockings and garters today rather than the usual pantyhose. She must have been looking forward to tonight as well!His touch confirmed it moments later, as he grabbed a.