I'm finished anyway." I turned around to look at her."I found a pair of your shorts under the bed the other day. The front of them was stiff. Have you...been masturbating?"My face burned as I felt my skin becoming bright red. It wasn't being caught that was getting to me, it was Mom asking me. I nodded my head keeping my eyes on the floor."Look at me please," she asked softly. I lifted my head and looked into her eyes. "Is there some girl at school you think about or do you have some of those. ”“Nice to speak to you, Mr Robertson. I had a call from the Finds guy. It appears we are tens of thousands richer.”“So I hear, sir. No exact number as yet, but a satisfactory sum, if I may say so.”“Indeed so. He claims there is more due on your second discovery – the two pots.”“Bronze pots with silver coins inside, and these slightly corroded, so not as valuable as the other collection. “But, the pots have some value as well, I am told.”“So he said. We’ll wait and see, but you have done rather. I can’t exactly explain it all. But he says a lot of words, and things they call prayers, and pronounces us husband and wife.’ ‘Okay.’ ‘And all you have to do is sit there. Then we have a meal and a party with dancing . . .’ ‘And then we all accompany you to the Altar of Consummation and strip off your scarves and garments, leaving you naked to enter into the hallowed rites?’ I enthused. ‘No, Mom. That’s where the similarity to the Blossoming Feast ends. Then you all throw rice at us, and we. We went down and had some pizza, made some small talk and as quickly as possible excused ourselves saying we were in the middle of a game and we wanted to finish playing. My folks said they were going to go to bed early as they were tired.Perfect. We ran upstairs and continued playing video games. We heard my parents go to bed an hour later. We played for awhile longer, giving them time to fall alseep before we shut the game off. I was getting antsy. I wanted to repeat the actions of this.