’ ‘You are?’ ‘Yes, I’m looking for a male to stay the night. Drop around if you are interested.’ ‘When?’ ‘Why waste time, tonight. I...was told you were not currently in a relationship.’ ‘Correct, so you checked up on me?’ ‘Yes but didn’t know what to do next.’ ‘When you came out in your outfit I thought wow.’ ‘You must think that about a lot of women clients?’ ‘I do, but when you bent over to pick up a ball I thought oh momma mia.’ ‘I have been told I have great legs and a great ass. Don’t be. "Victoria! It's so nice to hear from you." Mrs Jackson, I think you need to come over here and see Richard. Heisn't himself and I'm worried about him doing something silly." Whatever is the matter with the boy?" I won't say over the phone, but it would be best if you came and sawhim." You are with him?" The note of panic was clear in her voice."No, no I can't be, won't be! But someone else is." The tears startedflowing again and she panicked and pressed the red button to end thecall.She knew. Joanna switched off her hairdryer and waited. It rang again. She rolled her eyes and exhaled. Then, she marched into the front room and folded her arms. ‘Are you fucking deaf?’ Chris’ eyes never left the screen. ‘What’s that?’ ‘I said, are you fucking deaf?’ Chris mumbled something under his breath and waved her away. ‘Because I was drying my hair in the other room and I could still hear the doorbell.’ Chris started clapping. A slow, ironic clap. His eyes remained fixed to the screen. Joanna. My hormones waged war with my feelings of dread about the car and I shifted a bit on my seat to ease my growing erection."Milk?" she asked , glancing humorously towards my pants region as if she knew exactly what was going on down there."Thanks." I croaked."So Dan, you're a student?" Andrea asked as I awkwardly sipped my tea.We made some small talk about the university. She was a graduate from there with a degree in business administration. We finished our mugs."Well Dan, what are we to do? You.