Divorced, and a closet gay sissy. I always have been.I cant start from the begining cuz of the u******e thing so Ill start on my 18th birthday.I went ...o school for half days, then work for the other half. every day I would stop at home; while my parents were at work, and jack off.but not like most boys. most boys would blow their load, wipe it up and be done. That was fine at first but I wanted to be as perverted as I could with my hour of total privacy. See back then, growing up in a small. I was totaly terrified and starts to shiver in fear and starts to beg for mercy in muffeled voice as much I can make from my battered face, broken jaw and damaged tounge, "what now slave are you trying to plead that this punishment is not sufficent I also feel same way so lets make it five fingeres to remove nails from and add some serious whipping along with trample is that fine he he he ......."she said giggling cruely, I was totaly shocked and mum now all hopes of mercy were gone.I was. She was seated in front of the computer and we stood behind her as she scrolled through images of women, cocks and people fucking. Ryan was somewhat embarrassed at first but my wife asked him what porn he particularly liked and he replied that he enjoyed watching mature couples fucking, especially missionary style. We had heaps of images and videos of that as it is one of our favorites too, so my wife brought some up, including a few MMF situations. I could see that Ryan was becoming aroused -. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?"Johnny speaks up, "Well you sees.