There’s a double bed wide enough for a man and woman to do anything they could want. There’s a black leather armchair with wide arms a woman can r...st her spread knees on. There’s a table a woman can sit on while a man stands between her spread thighs with his penis hard up against her belly. On the pink painted walls and the ceiling are mirrors for a man to ogle a woman’s naked body from every angle. Between the mirrors the walls are plastered with pictures of nude and semi naked women in. I tried to explore the now tender part of my bum to feel if the skin had blistered but all seemed well bloody tender though. Pain started to rise in best mates area I yelped and she said "sorry chipped tooth" Shit!!! Now it was my turn to plead be careful. With that she turned and blew out the candle and said come on, good move you dumb bitch you know your way around this place I don’t. I found the door way and my old friend the lightning gave another blast and I could see a silhouette lying. ..Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in London...Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye.The sign read, "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair"...Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and. After much talk I said, "How can I/we make this go away?" He smiled at her and she smiled back. He said he was off shift and maybe we could talk more inside.***Oh fuck, was my first thought as the cop followed us home. Then I was secretly thinking maybe it’s him, my cop from the store! When we got out of the car and I saw that it was Matt, the good looking cop I talked to before Christmas, I got instantly wet. I knew he was not here to arrest my husband on a DUI charge but to hopefully fuck me.