Ooohhh reena raj to…Aaahhh bahut bada shikari hai…Oooohhhh raajjj..Mujhe maze se chodo… Main ti mari ja rahi hun… Oooohhh… Sala…Ooohhh… ...oda mast hai… Aaj hi seal tuti hai meri…Aaaaahhh… Oooooo yaaaaaaa… Ooooohhhh yaaaa… Fuck me hard… Fuck me… Oooohhhh fuck fuck me…. Chodo… Aaaahhh… Uuuiiiiiieeeeeee yaaaar…Raj-aaaahhhh…Mujhe bhi maza aa raha hai…Aaaahhh hil mat…Thodi der mat hil randi…Chut bhar dunga….Aaaahhh….Bahan ki lodi…Aaaahhhh…Jee bhar ke chut marwa randi…..Nisha sex mein pagal ho. "Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my house?" I said, taking a few cautious steps into the room. I know I should have been scared - the guy might have a gun. But I was hoping even if he was here to rob the place, he'd at least let me pee first. "Go ahead and tend your bladder. I'll wait," the man said as he turned around. Yep. It was Santa alright. He was smiling and holding a slice of steaming pizza in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. I sort of scratched my head for a. “Maybe I will.” Shewatched in total disbelief as I tucked the card intothe pocket of my suit jacket. Then she just broke downcrying and sobbing and tried to sink so low into theseat that I’m sure she wished the ground would open upand swallow her. I leaned over and pulled her towardsme and zipped up the back of her dress. Surprisingly,she gratefully reached both arms around me and huggedme so hard I could hardly breathe. “Oh baby,” she said.“I’m so. ” I was out of breath and out of fucks to give at this point and nothing he said would calm me down.“Okay then, have it your way, “he murmured, acting as if his usually laid-back friend hadn’t just gone on an angry tirade. “To begin with, just let me say that ‘this mess’ you keep referring to didn’t start with the pills I provided out of the kindness of my heart. You’re welcome, by the way. No, the beginning of all this mess was actually the mysterious illness that has ailed you over the last.