"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover ...ompletely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Phil."The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."Dear Family & Friends,I am sorry that I have not been. Waiting for me to show him what he wanted to see, I slowly stand up and raise my shirt in the air. My nipples so hard with excitement that you could almost cut glass with them. He sends me a message telling me how much he loves my breasts, then asks if I would like to see his cock. I almost die. My fingers type out the word yes before I can even think it with my brain. I wait, as he takes down his pants. There before me is his glorious cock, it’s so huge and hard I almost can’t believe it’s. I have placed her pathetic little cock into a chastity device, from which there will be no release tonight unless her service is perfect. I laugh wickedly because I don’t believe perfection is possible in an imperfect world, therefore it will be quite impossible for her to gain her release, but I will enjoy seeing her try hard to please me!I give her instructions on how I wish the table to be set, which linens to use, what music to play, which candles to light, and which wine to pour for me. . I’m sorry, it just happened. I will have told you in the morning I promise…” and I babbled on until Amanda stopped me. “Honey, Laurie and I have been friends for a long time, even before our two families met. I know her sex life is non-existent and we’ve joked before about swapping but I’m not interested in Harold. He’s a wimp and a wet noodle. Nice enough but not my type. But I do know that Laurie has been wanted to fuck you for a few years so I don’t mind. In fact, I knew it was going to.