Greg and Mary came out of the house and got into the car. Mary and I didn't know each other very well. We both graduated last year, but she ran with a...different crowd. For the life of me, I didn't know why she asked my brother to go out. Mary usually hung around with the jocks and her cheerleader girlfriends.We arrived at the party and went into the backyard. Dave found the keg and drew beers for the four of us. We milled around listening to the loud rock music and saying hi to the kids we. .”“Oh Jesus motherfucking Christ,” thought Father Jim. His cock was stiff now, and he could feel his own pre-cum beginning to leak slowly from his glans. He reached down to adjust his cock inside his trousers, and inevitably his hand lingered just a bit too long, grasping his own erect shaft through the fabric and squeezing it gently. That familiar thrill of pleasure surged through him – but he made himself let go, telling himself, “Later, Jim, later. Just get this girl through her confession. The pub was calling last drinks so he asked if I had any plans and I said no only to go back home to a cold band he asked if I would like to go back to his house to have some more drinks and of course that is what I wanted the whole time so I agreed. When we was back at his house we sat on the couch he turned on some TV show that none of us was paying attention to and we had a few more drinks after about 10 minutes I lent over and kissed him and to my surprise he grabbed me and passed me back. “Ca’m I get j’ut anything, sug’ha?” a gruff female voice asked him.He stopped inspecting the picture above his table and looked at the woman standing beside him. “Uh, a menu please?” he asked and she huffed in response. Her short stature, orange complexion, and bright green hair made him think she was a Youmpet. Sometime in the distant past, a geneticist with a god-complex made an entirely new species of sub-humans. He’d hidden his illegal creations on a primitive planet called Umpet Prime, a.